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2-spook:

Just in case

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Are you inside a body of moist innards?

A friend of mine went to go swimming at a friend’s pool.  Said chick is married, but we are both pretty sure she wants his balls.  He hasn’t returned yet, even though he has work tomorrow and would likely be getting ready for bed.  This was my text to him, and I felt proud of it. and wanted to share.  Such retard.  Wow

seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian

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hot-asian-babe:

Asian babe http://hot-asian-babe.tumblr.com/

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inked92300:

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ThugWife Suicide (Britny Jolene)

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fiery-angelic-passion:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

WHAT

i don’t even know anymore

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noslenjay:

Dani Daniels
from twitter 13.01.14 Um wow how do I make her my girlfriend? 😍

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